Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my    penis erect, can you    help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well    the problem is that the    muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really    nothing I can do for    you unless you're willing to try an experimental treatment." Jack asks    sadly, "And that    would be?" "Well," the Doctor explains, "What we would do is take the    muscles from the    trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks    about it silently then    says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex    again is too much,    let's go for it."    Jack went under the knife, and, after a period of recovery and    healing, returned to the Doc    for his blessing. Following the examination, the Doc pronounced Jack    "healed and ready    for action".    Eager to use his experimentally enhanced equipment, Jack planned a    romantic evening for    his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town,    anticipating a happy    conclusion to the evening. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring    between his legs that    continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure, Jack    placed his napkin on    his lap and unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his    pants, flipped the    napkin on the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and    then returned to his    pants!    His girlfriend was stunned at first but then, imagining the    possibilities, said with a sly    smile and a gleam in her eye, "That was incredible! Can you do it    again?" Jack groaned,    "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."